How to tell if a woman came

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and that orgasms are good.

- Benjamin Fuckin Franklin

So naturally, you’re interested in making women cum (unless you’re lost on the internet).

As (cis) men, when we have an orgasm, it’s pretty obvious. We just cum everywhere. We might as well have a little flag popping out of our dicks saying “I just cummed !” with a hot face emoji 🥵

Sure, we can theoretically fake it, if we use a condom and it’s dark enough she won’t see it’s empty. But most of the time, there’s no doubt for women about their male partners orgasms.

Our experience is very different though, for two reasons :

• There’s no sign that obvious that a woman came

• Men being notoriously bad at sex, some women have learned to fake it, to just end the whole thing when it gets boring

So how do we know if our partner just had one ? Some people will say “just ask”, but I think it’s a lazy answer, that’s now given to basically any question about sex, forgetting that communicating is HARD AS FUCK.

And we’ve seen last week it’s not a question you should always ask, at least not like that.

So how to be sure a woman orgasmed ?

You will never be sure

Off to a good start, right ? 😀

Don’t worry, I’ll get you 99% there, but you can never be 100% sure, because some women can fake it REALLY well. Like really really well.

I think the first pop culture moment that got men very conscious about that was that scene in When Harry Met Sally, in 1989 (I was literally one year old), where Meg Ryan just NAILED IT :

(I’ve asked around and it seems most people below 40 years old don’t know it, so you might see it for the first time. Please make it trend on TikTok.)

Emphasis on this savage quote :

“It’s just that all men are sure it never happened to them, and most women at one time or another have done it, so you do the math.”

So in case you were still thinking you’re sure you’d know, you’re 3 decades late, and now you should know that, at the very least, you can’t only rely on her moaning.

That being said, I’m generally reasonably sure. How ? Well, I rely on many different signs.

The different signs she DID in fact came

First, let’s talk about what happens when a woman really orgasms. Keep in mind literally all of this can be faked.

Women generally already had orgasms before you, so they know what happens, and the whole point of faking it is to be convincing.

That being said, some things might be less conscious for them, or just not as easy to fake. But I’m sure some women can entirely fake it. Beware if you’re dating an actress 😀